Quote

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

Seth Green

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Seth Green
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: February 8
Actor
Director
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Seth Benjamin Gesshel-Green
Seth Benjamin Green
Missed
Entirely
Delicately
Experience
Chili
Made
Explosive
Explosives
Toilet
Toilets
Bathroom

More quotes by Seth Green

Image
Over the last four years, I've made a habit of coming into my office in the morning and just getting to work.
Seth Green
Image
This planet has rejuvenated itself over and over again. Its species are just witnesses. [Earth] is going to reclaim itself once it tires of us. And all that will be left are the bones.
Seth Green
Image
Entertainment is all about helping people feel things that they might not have access to normally. They watch something and it makes them feel something, and that makes them reflective about their own life, you know?
Seth Green
Image
God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions.
Seth Green
Image
I was four years old when I saw 'Star Wars,' and it has been significantly important throughout my entire life.
Seth Green
Image
There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work.
Seth Green
Image
I'm a control freak except that I'm a good team player. So I obsess about the details of things but I also trust the team.
Seth Green
Image
How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.
Seth Green
Image
I'm not interested in becoming a bigger star, I'm not interested in being the wealthiest guy in the world. I'm doing fine, I love acting, and I want to do it for the rest of my life.
Seth Green
Image
Star Wars' is such a phenomenal global supernova that anything that gets said about it becomes kind of fact and gospel, and then taken by the legions of fans who are so excited to have more 'Star Wars,' that they roll off on all sorts of flights of fancy.
Seth Green
Image
I was never specifically associated with a part, I didn't have tons of money, I wasn't conventionally tall or handsome, so you know the things that were available to me were hard work and perseverance.
Seth Green
Image
After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.
Seth Green
Image
It doesn't matter what you're saying if you come from an honest place.
Seth Green
Image
Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.
Seth Green
Image
I've noticed that girls between like 20 and 30 seem to know 'Can't Hardly Wait.' I got the goth kids who know 'Buffy.' I got this wide spectrum of people who range from like 8 to 13 who seem to know 'Scooby-Doo.' Then I get the international people who seem to know 'Austin Powers' and 'The Italian Job.
Seth Green
Image
You're constantly, in human culture, trying to balance between uplifting, heartfelt, sincere, earnestness that empowers and enlightens people, and the sarcastic cynicism that comes from just people's acquired bitterness over experiences.
Seth Green
Image
On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.
Seth Green
Image
You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls.
Seth Green
Image
I love acting. Acting's always been my first love. I grew up watching multi-camera television shows... And I thought I would absolutely be in for that.
Seth Green
Image
I think people always appreciate somebody else's informed educated opinion. To the degree that anybody with a computer can offer a journalistic point of view whether or not they have a degree, it sort of alters the validity of you have to place on anyone's individual comment.
Seth Green