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I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

Seth Grahame-Smith

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Seth Grahame-Smith
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: January 4
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Executive Producer
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Rockville Centre
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Seth Jared Greenberg
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I dare say she means to keep you from his attentions. Your honour demands she be slain.
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I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all mean are created free and equal.
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However, it has long been said that my enemy's enemy is my friend.
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put the car in d set the compass to n and get the fout of there
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Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do for I shall not have my best warrior resigned to the service of a man who is fatter than Buddha and duller than the edge of a learning sword.
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But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.
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Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see
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I wouldn't back away from what's right just because it's hard.
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The true roll in determing to embrace or reject anything is not whether it have any evil in it but whether it have more of evil than of good. There are few things wholly evil or wholly good.
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Your quarrel is with God. I merely wish to offer Him the opportunity to judge you.
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All I ask is that my final months be happy ones, and that I be permitted a husband who will see to my proper Christian beheading and burial.
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