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I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

Seth Grahame-Smith

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Seth Grahame-Smith
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: January 4
Author
Executive Producer
Film Producer
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Novelist
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Television Producer
Rockville Centre
New York
Seth Jared Greenberg
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