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I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

Seth Grahame-Smith

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Seth Grahame-Smith
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: January 4
Author
Executive Producer
Film Producer
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Novelist
Screenwriter
Television Producer
Rockville Centre
New York
Seth Jared Greenberg
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Her only fault is that she lacks sense enough to avoid falling in love with such a fool as I!
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Abraham, he said. I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend. And I to see you dead.
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America is thataway, Mr. Lincoln, laughed Davis, pointing north. You're in Mississippi now.
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Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see
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put the car in d set the compass to n and get the fout of there
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Contrary to his infallibly honest image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.
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Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do for I shall not have my best warrior resigned to the service of a man who is fatter than Buddha and duller than the edge of a learning sword.
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On the contrary, there is something pleasing about his mouth when he speaks. And there is something of dignity in the way his trousers cling to those most English parts of him.
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I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet. But, I literally work all day, every day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, and that's not an exaggeration.
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The true roll in determing to embrace or reject anything is not whether it have any evil in it but whether it have more of evil than of good. There are few things wholly evil or wholly good.
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I dare say she means to keep you from his attentions. Your honour demands she be slain.
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