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I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

Sebastian Horsley

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Sebastian Horsley
Age: 47 †
Born: 1962
Born: August 8
Died: 2010
Died: June 17
Artist
Autobiographer
Painter
Sex Educator
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