Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me.

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

DDP, when I look at you, I see white trash! When I look at the people in the crowd, I see white trash. So maybe you are the people's champion!

I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!

DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!