Quote

I'm shocked and surprised by people that are shocked and surprised that certain things in life are made up or not as true as you might believe them to be.

Scott McClanahan

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Scott McClanahan
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 24
Writer
Life
Shocked
People
Surprised
True
Certain
Might
Made
Believe
Things

More quotes by Scott McClanahan

Image
This [Thelonious Monk: The Life And Times Of An American Original] is another one of those books with the perfect blend of anecdote and analysis. The analysis is built into the anecdote. It has that right feel about it. It's not too scholarly, either.
Scott McClanahan
Image
So much of our culture is bought and manufactured - not to say great art can't come out of that. Some art is really amazing that is manufactured and sold, like action movies and stuff.
Scott McClanahan
Image
I just realized that I never look at a painting and ask, 'Is this painting fictional or non-fictional?' It’s just a painting.
Scott McClanahan
Image
Fellini is a just a province kid. Rome exists for Fellini, not the other way around.
Scott McClanahan
Image
I guess the things I have always loved are from people who were just being themselves. They were doing these things because they couldn't do it any other way. It was for them.
Scott McClanahan
Image
Only cool people care about the origin stories of why they like something, and I'm not cool.
Scott McClanahan
Image
You can write songs about your comic books and the girl or boy you sort of know and your mom and dad and it's all right there in front of you.
Scott McClanahan
Image
There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries.
Scott McClanahan
Image
With my stuff, I think I've tried. I've been courted. I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I've been courted to be someone who could sell a lot of books.
Scott McClanahan
Image
Everybody is so goddamn sure of themselves, it just makes you realize this is the curse of the modern world.
Scott McClanahan
Image
I don't think anybody does anything anymore without commenting on why they're doing it or making fun of it as they're doing it.
Scott McClanahan
Image
He Stopped Loving Her Today a fascinating book about the making of a record. Really, to be honest, it has some of the best George Jones anecdotes I've ever read, like cocaine psychosis causing this personality called the Duck.
Scott McClanahan
Image
The only hope we have are our bodies. We're all trapped in them and we all hate them, and it's this reason why we're comic and not tragic.
Scott McClanahan
Image
Most of the answers to the world could be answered with our bodies.
Scott McClanahan
Image
I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.
Scott McClanahan
Image
Writing should be like skirts. Long enough to cover what it needs to cover and short enough to maintain interest.
Scott McClanahan
Image
I think maybe it's my personality. People don't like my face.
Scott McClanahan
Image
I think a pretty good modus operandi is to believe that everything we know is wrong. The stomach will be the key to depression or consciousness or we'll realize ants are smarter than people.
Scott McClanahan
Image
Everybody is so sure about everything these days. Just look at your horrible Facebook feed on the most recent tragedy that people are commenting on.
Scott McClanahan
Image
I think all good art is outsider art.
Scott McClanahan