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Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Scott Dikkers

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Scott Dikkers
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: March 1
Comedy Writer
Film Director
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