Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
Scott Adams
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
Comics Artist
Economist
Engineer
Journalist
Writer
Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
Mean
Spasmodic
Gotten
Doesn
Better
Ever
Firsts
First
More quotes by Scott Adams
I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
Scott Adams
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
Scott Adams
Home is pretty utopian.
Scott Adams
One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.
Scott Adams
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
Scott Adams
In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
Scott Adams
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
Scott Adams
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Scott Adams
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
Scott Adams
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Scott Adams
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Scott Adams
Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
Scott Adams
I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
Scott Adams
There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
Scott Adams
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
Scott Adams
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the
Scott Adams
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Scott Adams
The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech
Scott Adams
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Scott Adams
