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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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Home is pretty utopian.
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E-books are impervious to analogy.
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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
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Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.
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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
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I should have written that down. - Dilbert
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