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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
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If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.
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If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
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Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief that because we cannot perceive reality all at once, things called time and cause and effect exist. Dilbert: That's what I was taught and that's what I believe. Dogbert: Sounds cultish.
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