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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.
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If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
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