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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
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For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
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