Quote

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.

Scott Adams

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
Comics Artist
Economist
Engineer
Journalist
Writer
Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
Live
Whatever
Forest
Really
Family
Forests
Moving
Save
House
Build
Another
Built
Earth
Move
Home
Already
Greenest
Better
Share
Squirrels

More quotes by Scott Adams

Image
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Scott Adams
Image
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
Scott Adams
Image
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Scott Adams
Image
There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
Scott Adams
Image
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
Scott Adams
Image
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
Scott Adams
Image
Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.
Scott Adams
Image
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
Scott Adams
Image
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
Scott Adams
Image
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
Scott Adams
Image
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Scott Adams
Image
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
Scott Adams
Image
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
Scott Adams
Image
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Scott Adams
Image
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
Scott Adams
Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Scott Adams
Image
I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
Scott Adams
Image
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams
Image
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
Scott Adams
Image
My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
Scott Adams