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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.
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When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
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Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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I should have written that down. - Dilbert
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).
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I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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