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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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