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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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