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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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You can change only what people know, not what they do.
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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
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Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.
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I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
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If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?
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