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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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Failure is a resource that can be managed.
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We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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