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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
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Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
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Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
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In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
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A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
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No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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