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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
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I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
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Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
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