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Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
Scott Adams
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
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I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
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Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.
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Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the capacity for discerning true facts. That's why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It's the best we can do.
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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.
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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
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Failure is a resource that can be managed.
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You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.
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Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
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I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
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He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
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