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E-books are impervious to analogy.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
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Home is pretty utopian.
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You can change only what people know, not what they do.
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.
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