Quote

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

Scott Adams

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
Comics Artist
Economist
Engineer
Journalist
Writer
Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
Increasingly
Obvious
Future
Business
Become
Clueless
Competitors

More quotes by Scott Adams

Image
The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
Scott Adams
Image
In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
Scott Adams
Image
In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.
Scott Adams
Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Scott Adams
Image
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
Scott Adams
Image
You can change only what people know, not what they do.
Scott Adams
Image
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
Scott Adams
Image
The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.
Scott Adams
Image
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
Scott Adams
Image
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
Scott Adams
Image
We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
Scott Adams
Image
The best things in life are silly.
Scott Adams
Image
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
Scott Adams
Image
Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
Scott Adams
Image
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
Scott Adams
Image
I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.
Scott Adams
Image
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
Scott Adams
Image
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Scott Adams
Image
There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
Scott Adams
Image
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the
Scott Adams