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There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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E-books are impervious to analogy.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
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Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
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I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.
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In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.
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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.
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