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There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
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The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
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I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
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Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.
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When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
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The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
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No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
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The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
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For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
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Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
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For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
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