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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
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The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
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The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
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