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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
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Economist
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Journalist
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Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
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The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
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The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
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My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
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Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally
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Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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