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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.
Scott Adams
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
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'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
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The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
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Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.
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E-books are impervious to analogy.
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.
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