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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
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I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
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There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
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For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
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The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech
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Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.
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Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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