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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.
Scott Adams
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
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Economist
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Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
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In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
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The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
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