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There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
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