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He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
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If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.
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