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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
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We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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