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You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.
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Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
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