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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
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E-books are impervious to analogy.
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No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
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In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.
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Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.
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He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.
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