Quote

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Scott Adams

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
Comics Artist
Economist
Engineer
Journalist
Writer
Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
Principle
Principles
People
Idiots
Idiot

More quotes by Scott Adams

Image
The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
Scott Adams
Image
God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
Scott Adams
Image
We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
Scott Adams
Image
The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
Scott Adams
Image
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams
Image
Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the capacity for discerning true facts. That's why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It's the best we can do.
Scott Adams
Image
Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
Scott Adams
Image
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
Scott Adams
Image
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
Scott Adams
Image
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
Scott Adams
Image
This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
Scott Adams
Image
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Scott Adams
Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Scott Adams
Image
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
Scott Adams
Image
Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
Scott Adams
Image
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
Scott Adams
Image
Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
Scott Adams
Image
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the
Scott Adams
Image
E-books are impervious to analogy.
Scott Adams
Image
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
Scott Adams