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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief that because we cannot perceive reality all at once, things called time and cause and effect exist. Dilbert: That's what I was taught and that's what I believe. Dogbert: Sounds cultish.
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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.
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