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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the capacity for discerning true facts. That's why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It's the best we can do.
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