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You can change only what people know, not what they do.
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
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The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
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I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.
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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
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I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
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I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.
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I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.
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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
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This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
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He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.
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In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
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Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.
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I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
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There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.
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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
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The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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