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You can change only what people know, not what they do.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.
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Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
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Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?
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I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
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In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.
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