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You can change only what people know, not what they do.
Scott Adams
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
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For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
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The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
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Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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I should have written that down. - Dilbert
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
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Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
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I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
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Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
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