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You can change only what people know, not what they do.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
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Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.
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I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.
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The best things in life are silly.
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Home is pretty utopian.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
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You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
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