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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
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Economist
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Journalist
Writer
Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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