Quote

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Scott Adams

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
Comics Artist
Economist
Engineer
Journalist
Writer
Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
Look
Fonts
Looks
Application
Made
Proper
Brilliant
Color
Idea
Cannot
Ideas

More quotes by Scott Adams

Image
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
Scott Adams
Image
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
Scott Adams
Image
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
Scott Adams
Image
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
Scott Adams
Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Scott Adams
Image
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
Scott Adams
Image
I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
Scott Adams
Image
Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.
Scott Adams
Image
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
Scott Adams
Image
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
Scott Adams
Image
Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.
Scott Adams
Image
Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
Scott Adams
Image
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
Scott Adams
Image
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
Scott Adams
Image
Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
Scott Adams
Image
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
Scott Adams
Image
Failure is a resource that can be managed.
Scott Adams
Image
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
Scott Adams
Image
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
Scott Adams
Image
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
Scott Adams