Quote

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Scott Adams

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
Comics Artist
Economist
Engineer
Journalist
Writer
Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
Color
Idea
Cannot
Ideas
Look
Fonts
Looks
Application
Made
Proper
Brilliant

More quotes by Scott Adams

Image
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Scott Adams
Image
Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.
Scott Adams
Image
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
Scott Adams
Image
Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.
Scott Adams
Image
I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
Scott Adams
Image
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
Scott Adams
Image
I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.
Scott Adams
Image
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
Scott Adams
Image
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
Scott Adams
Image
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Scott Adams
Image
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
Scott Adams
Image
Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?
Scott Adams
Image
Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a Big Bang at all-it was more of Phhbwt sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the Little Phhbwt theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.
Scott Adams
Image
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
Scott Adams
Image
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Scott Adams
Image
The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.
Scott Adams
Image
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
Scott Adams
Image
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Scott Adams
Image
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
Scott Adams
Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Scott Adams