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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
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I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
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The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
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