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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
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If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
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