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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
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Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
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Failure is a resource that can be managed.
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Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
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The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.
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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
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When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
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Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
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I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.
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God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
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The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.
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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
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