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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
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Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
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If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.
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I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
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Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
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Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.
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