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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).
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You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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The best things in life are silly.
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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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E-books are impervious to analogy.
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Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?
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I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
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In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
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The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech
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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
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I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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