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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
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When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
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Home is pretty utopian.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
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In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.
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The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.
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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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