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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
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Failure is a resource that can be managed.
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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
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For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
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The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.
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I should have written that down. - Dilbert
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