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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.
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