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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
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