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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
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Windham
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Scott Raymond Adams
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Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief that because we cannot perceive reality all at once, things called time and cause and effect exist. Dilbert: That's what I was taught and that's what I believe. Dogbert: Sounds cultish.
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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
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The best things in life are silly.
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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
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As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
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You can change only what people know, not what they do.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
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