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For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief that because we cannot perceive reality all at once, things called time and cause and effect exist. Dilbert: That's what I was taught and that's what I believe. Dogbert: Sounds cultish.
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Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
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The best things in life are silly.
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If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.
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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
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Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
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Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.
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Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
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Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
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The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
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Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
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